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Introduction

The legal requirements to be the President of the Unites States of America are enumerated in Article II, Section 1, of the Constitution. That document limits the office to natural-born citizens who have lived in the United States at least 14 years and who are at least 35 years of age. The 22nd Amendment limits a president to two terms.

Perhaps less known, is the requirement that a candidate for the presidency prove himself to be a competent Hearts player. A secret study conducted jointly by the National Security Council and the League of Women Voters, found that the abilty to play a good game of Hearts was absolutely correlative to the ability to lead the Free World. This scientific evidence merely reinforced what savy politicians, pundits, and voters had long suspected, and gave a clue as to what actually went on in those famous "smoke-filled rooms" in the back of political convention halls. 

Knowing, deep down, that YOU are the best person to lead America into the next Millenium, and sensing your time has finally come, you have thrown your hat into the ring! YOU will run for President! So what if you aren't on the ballot in all fifty States-(It is fifty, right?). So what if your only endorsement is from Islamic Jihad?  So what if you have prior felony convictions for stalking Gary Hart? You can play a mean game of Hearts and you're willing to prove it...

YOUR OPPONENTS

PRESIDENT WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON - Democrat

CURRENT JOB: 42d President of the U.S.A.
BORN: Aug. 19, 1946 in Hope, Ark.
EDUCATION: Georgetown University (1964-68), Oxford University as a Rhodes scholar (1968-70), and Yale Law School (1970-73).
MILITARY SERVICE:  None.
MARRIED: Once to Hillary Rodham since 1961???
CHILDREN: Daughter, Chelsea 
MAJOR POSITIONS: Govenor of Arkansas, 1978-80, 1982-92

SENATOR ROBERT J. DOLE  - Republican

CURRENT JOB: Senator 1968-96,  majority leader  1985-87, 1994-96
BORN: July 22, 1923, Russell, Kans. 
EDUCATION: University of Kansas, 1941-43; University of Arizona, 1948-49; Washburn University, B.A. and LL.B., 1952. 
MILITARY SERVICE: Army, 1943 as second lieutenant, released as captain in 1948. Wounded 1945. Awarded two Bronze Stars. 
MARRIED: Divorced once and remarried to Mary Elizabeth Hanford since 1975. 
CHILDREN: Daughter, Robin, 40, from previous marriage. 
MAJOR POSITIONS: Kansas House of Representatives, 1951-53;  Republican National Committee chairman, 1971-1973; Senate majority leader, 1984-86; minority leader, 1987-94; elected majority leader, Dec 1994.

MR. H. ROSS PEROT - Reform Party

CURRENT JOB: Founder Perot Systems Corp.  Very Rich Man.
BORN: June 27th, 1930.  Texarkana, Texas. 
EDUCATION: U.S. Naval Academy
MILITARY SERVICE:  U.S.  Navy 1953 - 1957
MAJOR POSITIONS: Worked for I.B.M, 1957-1962.  Founded E.D.S. in 1962 which he later sold for $2 Billion dollars in 1984.  In the1992 election he won 19% of the popular vote.

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Reviews of Hearts Deluxe

"HONORABLE MENTION"
MacUser Shareware Awards

"THE BEST OPTION."
Inside MacGames

Highest Rating! "5 out of 5!"
Ziff-Davis OnLine 

"Very good game."
Sister Barbara Buckley, Sisters of Mercy, PA

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International Orders
Unfortunately, without a credit card there is no simple way to order HEARTS DELUXE from abroad.  You may send a check drawn on a U.S. bank, a U.S. funds Postal Money Order or, if you are feeling lucky, you may send cash.  (Canadians, this means you :)

Another option is BARTER.  If you make an offer, we will probably take it.  Your interest in HEARTS DELUXE is a compliment and we would like you to enjoy the full game if at all possible.  For example,  we would be pleased to exchange HEARTS DELUXE for two very nice decks of playing cards made in (or around) your home country.  Please contact us if you have any other ideas!